If you progress to the wedding event, you have several high-impact options: You can get engaged to

For new players stumbling onto the game via abandonware sites, the wiki is both a manual and a welcoming committee. For veterans, it’s a yearbook—full of inside jokes, shared struggles (looking at you, “Final Exam Without Sleep” achievement), and the warm glow of knowing that someone else spent 12 hours trying to date the librarian, too.

Dean Hardbottom appears only if your Slacker Meter reaches 90%. He challenges you to a "Debate Duel." If you lose, you are expelled. If you win, he reveals he is a ghost haunting the campus because he never finished his thesis in 1973.

Special Edition Game: Virginia, The University by College Daze

Whether you’re a new freshman or a returning senior trying to unlock that secret ending, the is the student handbook the game never gave you.