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“Nah,” he said. “But I still can’t look at a fainting goat without apologizing.”

The manual is a collage of clip-art, New Age aphorisms, and bizarre combat techniques. It includes: The Men Who Stare At Goats

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"Clear your mind," Django intoned, circling Ray slowly. "Imagine a beam of light shooting from your third eye. It is a laser of purest intention. You are not angry at the goat. You love the goat. You love him so much you are setting him free." New Age aphorisms

Bill stared. The goat stared back.